
I was watching ESPN this morning, and they were talking about the return of Roger Clemens. The guy is three years older than I am! Randy Johnson and Jamie Moyer are also active pitchers heading toward their mid-40's. Wow. It seems like Jamie Moyer has been playing for as long as I can remember (a little trivia: Jamie is Digger Phelps' son-in-law).
I enjoyed this recent Letterman Top 10 List:
Top Ten Signs A Baseball Player Is Too Old
10. Gets winded putting on his socks
9. Hard slide into second triggers Life-Alert pendant
8. While playing outfield, yells at teamates to get off his lawn
7. When buying performance-enhancing drugs, gets the AARP discount
6. Claims he killed President McKinley with a line drive
5. Often begins sentences, "As Shoeless Joe Jackson once told me . . ."
4. He's almost as old as the hot dogs — seriously, have you ever eaten one of those things?
3. Lost part of his career fighting in World War I
2. During interviews, he thanks the Lord and the makers of super Poligrip
1. When he's in the on-deck circle, asks bat boy, "What did I come in here for?"