Friday, February 10, 2006

Valentine's Day Tips

Valentine's Day is just a few days away. Take it from Ol' Uncle Soren -- you DON'T want to blow it on February 14! Check out these tips, courtesy of Mikey's Funnies.

Here's a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day:
  • A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the factyou ate all the caramel ones.
  • Any food item with the words "diet","light", or "high fiber" on the label.
  • Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.
  • Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
  • Any clothing item with the words"push-up" or "slim-down" on the label.
  • Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
  • A gift certificate.
  • Cash.
  • Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as on the Victoria's Secret model.
  • Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.
  • An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"

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