Friday, May 09, 2008

Christian Pick-Up Lines

Our intern (a single guy) sent me these. Enjoy.

1. "Nice Bible."
2. "Is this pew taken?"
3. "For you I would slay two Goliaths"
4. "You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you."
5. "I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."
6. "I know Bob Russell."
7. (if no.6 gains no response) "Bob Russell knows me"
8. "Bible-gateway happens to be my homepage."
9. "Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
10. "Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
11. "Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket"
12. "So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?"
14. "Let's say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites"
15. "I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar."
16."Look, you're nearly 22. most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me."
17. "Who's your favorite apostle?"
18. "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."
19. "I have familiarised myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them."
20. 'All I'm looking for is a Godly woman. I don't care that you're not attractive.'
21. "If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached."


David H. Willis said...

Now that's funny. Thanks.

Keith Wood said...